"We are all expatriates here, living an expatriate life in the middle of Alf-land."
"Alf is always someone else, the bloke in the bungalow, Fred down the road, dead from the neck up, a talking beer gut from the neck down."
"Australia? She's the You Beaut Country. It's so You Beaut even Olsen has to get out of it every year or so."